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Humorous

'Merry Christmas tinsel tits!' Candle
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'Sleigh all night, nap all day' Candle
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'Resting Grinch Face' Candle
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'Jingle my bells' Candle
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'I love Christmas so much I could shit tinsel' Candle
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'Merry Christmas! Here's a fucking Candle!' Candle
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'It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this!' Candle
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'Fa La La fuck off!' Candle
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'Dear Santa... define naughty' Candle
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'Bah fuckin humbug' Candle
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'Dogs make me happy, Humans make my head hurt' Candle
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'A reminder of how hot you are' Candle
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'Too glam to give a damn' Candle
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'Only thing getting lit tonight!' Candle
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'I like candles, the word fuck and about 3 people' Candle
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'In a world of assholes, you're my favourite' Candle
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'Happy Birthday Bitch!' Candle
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'I'm just like other mums... I just say fuck a lot' Candle
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'Mum temporarily out of order when lit' Candle
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'Please don't do coke in the bathroom' Candle
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Our Candles Are More Than Just Funny

  • Each candle is crafted with 100% natural soy wax and premium fragrance oil. Hand-poured in our Bangor workshop, our candles are made to order with your chosen scent and beautifully packaged by hand in 100% recyclable materials.

  • The ProTerra Foundation is a non-profit organisation that aims to promote and advance sustainability and prioritise transparency and traceability throughout the supply chain and hold a deep concern for corporate social responsibility.
    They focus on mitigating the potential negative impacts of herbicide-resistant and genetically modified crops on ecosystems and biodiversity.